Mark's 1900-9-JIM-BEAM rant.

[Get F***ed]

MAN'S FUTURE IS IN SAFE HANDS
Thank you james for bringing them up.
They perfectly sum up those moments when, regardless of anyone's definition of what a guy is and isn't supposed to do, a guy just takes stock of the situation he's in, and goes "Fuck you open-mindedness! Screw political correctness! All you SNAGs can go to hell for all I care, I don't belong here, I've got to get out and go do...manly stuff....that women are hopeless at! Why? Because I can, they can't, and been too long since I did, that's why!"

And don't say it's not true.

[Campbell]

It's not true.
And I didn't understand half of what you just said.
And I need to go potty.

Campbell

[Get F***ed]

You weren't really supposed to understand, it was a rant.

I guess the message is that old saying, "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

Maybe it's all these Clint Eastwood movies that have been on TV (except The Bridges of Madison County. What the fuck?!He doesn't even shoot anyone in that movie! The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly would have been a much better choice in my opinion).

Next I'm gonna be squinting alot, smoking cigars, or blowin' punks away (maybe scratch that last one).

[Pia]

But MARK, if it doesnt make sense, then what's the point in posting it... You may as well rant to yourself, because no one knows what you're going on about??