bonbon jokes.

[Bonnie]

[glow=red,2,300]I saw a bird in the sky,
who dropped a message from up high,
as I wiped it from my eye,
I thanked the lord that cows don’t fly.[/glow]

or

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

but wait there's more...

Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Where you left it.

Stopping now.
Simple, stupid but addicitve.

[Get F***ed]

what did the shrink say to the guy wearing gladwrap pants?
I can clearly see you're nuts.

[Toolacious]

ah, i can do you both one better. this is perhaps the most unfunny and stoopid joke ever. it goes thusly:

ask me if im a carrot.
*are you a carrot?*
NO.

feel free to throw up at my expense. although, the first time i heard this joke i DID laugh, thanks to the inconceivable amount of booze i had drunk at the time.
understandable, really

[snida]

oh dear, why did i laugh...