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Post by ali on Dec 29, 2002 9:26:24 GMT -5
yes the title does say it all! i think the sausage chefs have pretty much got it figured out! leavers rocked our worlds and it was all sweet for awhile...don't trust em! p.s. (this ones for us Chloe) sausage mince = me with a knife!  |
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Dec 29, 2002 9:32:44 GMT -5
Don't you mean me with a hack saw!! |
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ali
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Post by ali on Dec 29, 2002 9:43:20 GMT -5
don't go there babe!  |
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Dec 30, 2002 8:29:24 GMT -5
I should have turned it into mince meat when I had the chance. ;D |
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ali
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Post by ali on Dec 30, 2002 8:50:34 GMT -5
Me too!!!!!!damnit!!!!!!!  |
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Dec 30, 2002 9:13:52 GMT -5
The simple response...
Treat Her Like a Lady
All the girl could want was a little attention
From a man who's strong and not to mention
Kiss and caressing her all night long
But all that boy wants is to hit and run off
He and his friends - they sit and they laugh
Going around talking 'bout the girls they used in the past
You're gonna get what's coming to you
For all the bad bad things you do to your
Lady, treat her like a lady
U'll make a good girl crazy
If you don't treat her like a lady
She stopped going to church, she don't wanna go to school
She left with anger when he took her for a fool
Even though her friends tell her to just keep cool
Didn't tell her from the start just what he had planned
Right in her face with another woman
Now she's in jail for attacking her man
You're gonna get what's coming to you
For all the bad bad things you do to your
Lady, treat her like a lady
U'll make a good girl crazy
If you don't treat her like a lady
Tell it to her straight, she can take the truth
Don't lead her on and leave her confused
Anyone would rather be alone than be used
Don't sit and think you'll hurt her feelings
She only wants to know just what the deal is
Next time beware of whose heart you're breaking
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Get F***ed
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Post by Get F***ed on Dec 30, 2002 12:31:46 GMT -5
This is what we get for letting women vote.
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Gordon_Nugget
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Post by Gordon_Nugget on Dec 30, 2002 20:24:23 GMT -5
Remind me, to never to piss you off. Ladies.
A Very Scared
Gavin Crossley
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jan 5, 2003 8:00:59 GMT -5
It's simple; be honest!!
Don't screw with heads!
It's not that hard!!
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ali
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Post by ali on Jan 5, 2003 8:21:37 GMT -5
it's time like these that call for sausage diets! here's to going vego! |
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jan 5, 2003 8:30:30 GMT -5
Here's to our new years resolutions!!
Vegaterianism is good shit!
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Post by Thomas on Jan 5, 2003 10:12:09 GMT -5
"Fuck Her Gently" This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jan 7, 2003 8:40:21 GMT -5
Or you could always fuck her... fuck with her...
As most boys do.
What is it with you guys and that song anyway?
I hate it!! And it is everywhere I go!
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Get F***ed
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Post by Get F***ed on Jan 8, 2003 0:44:53 GMT -5
I've only heard it once, if that.
Jack Black is hell funny, I watched Orange County last night and laughed my arse off.
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