Gordon_Nugget
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Post by Gordon_Nugget on Sept 16, 2002 5:30:00 GMT -5
Gavin's Story of Woe: Part One
*None of these events actually NEVER happened but it would be funny if it did.*
I'm writing these to entertain the Thomas Corp.*
The Stalker.
Gavin, is happy after rocking another brillant Beatz, Rhymz and Life show.
Gavin is now packing up and on his way to going home. He does his normal station shut down of things at TCFM, turns off the lights, puts on the alarm, Locks and closes door.
Gavin slowly walks towards his car, the carpark is empty, all he could hear is the sound of frogs across the road in Lake Joondalup. And........... quick footsteps, running footsteps.
Gavin turns around POW!!!!, Shovel in face, Gavin drops like a sack of shit.
Gavin comes to, as he's being loaded into his own car..........
He then Passes out again.
To be continued.
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Post by Gordon_Nugget on Sept 16, 2002 5:31:21 GMT -5
The Stalker Part Two:
Gavin wakes he's in the back seat of his 1993 Barina. It's a Tight squeeze. He then remebers what just happened. He goes attack the driver. And.....................Finds he tied up. "Dammit Gavin says.
Then a voice comes from the front. "Ah, I see your awake".
"I'm glad your not a heavy guy"
Gavin replied "Huh?" Finding that his head is bleeding.
"I'm glad your not a heavy guy" The Voice Replied
Gavin was in shock, not just from the blow to the head with the shovel. This person was a FEMALE. Which added to the shock and embarrassment.
"What the Fuck, I Got knocked out by a chick" Gavin said.
"Yeah, I guess so" She replied
Feeling kind of embarrassed Gavin Replied
"Okay......... Who are you?"
"That will come in due course" She replied quickly
Gavin replied "Fair Enough"
"Wait a Minute"
"Ah Nuts"
Gavin rested back in the seat realising there was he could do at this time.
He looked on the clock on his CD player it was 2:43am
Beatz, Rhymz and Life ended at midnight.
Where was he being taken?
Who is this chick?
Why is he being kidnapped?
is this a TCFM conspiracy?
To be Continued.
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Gordon_Nugget
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Post by Gordon_Nugget on Sept 16, 2002 6:17:06 GMT -5
The Stalker: Part Three
Gavin didn't where he was going but due to the lack of street lights he knew he was in the middle of nowhere.
Once again, Gavin tried to move but this time. He was trying to get into position to see where he was being taken. And once again, he realised he couldn't move.
"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck It" Gavin says
"Why do you say that" The Girl replies
"Because I'm gunna die, in the middle of nowhere, and by the hands of some crazy chick who must be some sortta fan or some shit of my fucking show!!!!!" Gavin replied angily
Silence.
Silence fell over the car for a few seconds.
Then the car started slowed, turned and then come to a stop.
Gavin heart jumped to 98758512/982852381 (slight lie).
"This is where you get off" Girl then says
"Your the Sick Fuck who's gunna get off aren't you?" Gavin replied
She turned around she had something cliched in her hand. It was too dark to make her face. She advanced with object, Gavin tensed up away some sort of blow or stab.
It was a cloth that smelled funny. The smell was ether. Gavin passed out agian.
Then next Gavin knew.. It was daylight and Gavin was on the side of a road.
He was tied to a tree, with a BIG sign on his chest.The sign read "I LOVE NELLY".
"What the Fuck!!!!!!!" Gavin yelled
Gavin then waited an hour before a car stopped and he was untied.
Gavin wanted to go back to the Radio Station first. So they took him there.
His car was back where it was the Night before.
Gavin freaked out and looked in the car. What he found was a copy of both Nelly albums. He ran them over.
A week later all leads came up empty according to the police. The bitch got away with it.
Gavin found a note in his pocket of the pants he was wearing that night after the police told him about the the lack of evidence.
It read: "Hey' Gavin I hope you enjoyed our little trip. This is lessson don't mess with Gavin Hate Club"
Signed
The Members of the Gavin Hate Club.
The End.
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Get F***ed
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I ruff roo rorge!
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Post by Get F***ed on Sept 16, 2002 23:24:29 GMT -5
There's some weirdo's out there.
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Post by Thomas on Sept 17, 2002 2:00:32 GMT -5
What a story to tell!
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Get F***ed
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Post by Get F***ed on Sept 17, 2002 7:58:32 GMT -5
Man, making people think you like Nelly, that's fucking inhumane.
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Chuk
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dooba doobah
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Post by Chuk on Sept 19, 2002 11:12:15 GMT -5
at least they didnt "take off all your clothes"
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Get F***ed
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Post by Get F***ed on Sept 20, 2002 9:33:02 GMT -5
As in they didn't take any off, or they left some on?
P.S. I'm turning 18 tomorrow, yeah fo me!
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Chuk
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dooba doobah
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Post by Chuk on Sept 22, 2002 3:29:21 GMT -5
as in the dodgy song  |
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Gordon_Nugget
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Post by Gordon_Nugget on Sept 22, 2002 21:45:28 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Speaking of Dodgy....
Another Dodgy "Gavin" Story will be coming sooooooooooooooon.[/glow]
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