Post by Chloe on Jul 21, 2003 10:53:30 GMT -5
If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn your lights on, what happens?
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas!
Never pass up an opportunity to pee!
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
Why do they sterilize the needle for leathal injections?
What would geronimo say if he jumped out of a plane?
Why do they call it tourist season if we can't shoot them?
I've decided, to raise my grades, I must lower my standards!
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal!
I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shit.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it is hard to pronounce!
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message!
It sounds like english, but I can't understand a word of what you're saying!
Ahh... I see the screw up fairy has visited us again!
I am already visualising the duct tape over your mouth!
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you!
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
What ever kind of look you were going for, you've missed.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
A cubical is just a padded cell without a door.
If you choke a smurf, what colour would it go?
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If everything is going your way today, back out becasue you are in the wrong lane.
If this was a logical world, men would ride side saddle.
If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn your lights on, what happens?
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas!
Never pass up an opportunity to pee!
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
Why do they sterilize the needle for leathal injections?
What would geronimo say if he jumped out of a plane?
Why do they call it tourist season if we can't shoot them?
I've decided, to raise my grades, I must lower my standards!
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal!
I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shit.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it is hard to pronounce!
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message!
It sounds like english, but I can't understand a word of what you're saying!
Ahh... I see the screw up fairy has visited us again!
I am already visualising the duct tape over your mouth!
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you!
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
What ever kind of look you were going for, you've missed.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
A cubical is just a padded cell without a door.
If you choke a smurf, what colour would it go?
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If everything is going your way today, back out becasue you are in the wrong lane.
If this was a logical world, men would ride side saddle.